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Read only if you are mature enough to handle the truth!
Black Woman Cake...written by a Black Man
(Mr. Magic-Black Planet)
THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A
GOOD WOMAN.
I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm
hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista
can break the spell.
Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get.
To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.
2 cups of intelligence
1 cup of sugar brown
(Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and
sound)
Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste
A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race
(You see I won't bite into anything
that's not conscious of its own, that's why I
stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone)
I am adding butter cause she must be smooth
2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool
I must add eggs so she can reproduce
(Can't leave her hanging cause I like children
too)
I think I'll add a little salt, to balance her out
And a dominant profile, to show she has clout
For a responsible woman, I'll throw in some yeast
(So she'll swell with juices, when I'm
ready to feast)
I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
Turn it to 360 degrees, To balance out her mental state.
Now that it's done brothas, I won't share her wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black woman all by myself.
Good Black Women are indeed all around us.
We pass them on the streets, in the malls, in captivity
behind the walls, and in the hall at work.
Most we can't see because we don't know what a good woman really looks like.
She usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads.
She might not wear a fur coat or push a Lexus. She might not have a
"body by Fisher" or a face for "Ebony." But as you mature, you realize
it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head.
A Good Black Woman doesn't agree whole-heartedly with everything you say.
She doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. She
doesn't have to declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada, yada, yada, she is (she won't have to...because it shows).
She has her own opinions, and you may clash, but she doesn't
have to degrade you to prove she's right. She even
admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are
willing to do the same.
A Good Black Woman is not going to meet every item on
your checklist. She is human with frailties &
faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes.
She needs your love & respect.
She needs to feel that you don't have to catch her doing something
wrong so you can declare "Aha I knew all along"
A Good Black Woman doesn't necessarily give you a
huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in
the ways that are comfortable to her.
Don't judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy
tale--for real.
BLACK WOMEN, we salute you, and thank you for who you
are, and all you've done.
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ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can take a week of left over scraps and make a gourmet meal
Can cuss a man out, then make love to him that night and make him feel like a king.
Can wear a burgundy french roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can wear the hell out of spandex
Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken underprivileged And disenfranchised.
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.
Can go from the boardroom to the block and "keep it real" in both places.
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can put a Black man and his non-Black date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy
Can make a child happy on Christmas day even if he didn't get a thing
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races
Can be 75 years old and look 45.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN can be the mother of civilization.
Author unknown
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